google thyself
a list, in no particular order, of things i remember about steven deutsch, from whom i have just heard in more than 10 years, and whose blog i came across only because he referenced me somewhere therein and i was doing my regular self-search on yahoo:
1. in 4th grade reading, we were paired to create, write, and bring in an original recipe. amidst pans of brownies and rice krispie treats--"ghostbusters' ghost barf surprise." and you people wonder why i wasn't popular.
2. also in 4th grade, i told on him to mrs. piscitello when he adapted the words of michael jackson's "man in the mirror" to include references to my prepubescent nudity.
3. in 5th grade (i think?) we teamed up to enter our town's halloween window painting contest. pictures of our masterpiece do not survive, because i tore them up when my mom began referring to steven as my "little boyfriend."
4. he and scott braunius lived across the street and teased me relentlessly. i believe i teased them back. i believe someone tried to pull my pants down outside scott's house.
5. in our 5th grade class picture, you can see that i am standing an unusual distance from him, because he had poison ivy and i was afraid i would catch it.
6. he had a tail, before it was cool. and after.
7. he was very smart when it came to computers and science, even offering up his own scab to microscopic inspection, 6th grade.
8. he liked heavy metal and owned a cabbage patch kid, both of which impressed me to no end.
9. he had a younger brother and sister, who were much nicer to me than he was.
10. he moved away right before high school began in earnest.
11. children and preteens can be downright awful to each other.
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